Twilight

Brian

You’ve, no doubt, heard all the buzz from the popular Twilight series. Here, I offer a highly condensed version to the 4 books in the series. All you need to know about Twilight…and way too much more.

Twilight: (Bella) ugh, I hate my life… I know, I’ll date that pasty vampire.
New Moon: ugh, pasty vampire dropped me… I know, I’ll date that hunky werewolf.
Eclipse: ugh, that pasty vampire came back and proposed… I know, I’ll get him to turn me into a vampire too. That will solve all my problems, right?
Dawn: ugh, I’m dying in labor… I know, pasty vampire can make me immortal and hunky werewolf can date my newborn vampire child.

If only all decisions were this simple.

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